Glunkis

Glunkis is a character played by Glunkis.

Appearance
Glunkis resembles Garfield if Garfield were a character in Cats (2019) who put its skin on wrong. It wears long robes and a tall pointed hat as all wizards should, all in a vibrant red.

Bio
Glunkis, once a mindless beast driven solely by hunger, is now a Wizard of Great Renown. It wanders the planes of reality in search of arcane secrets and magical artifacts, for It seeks power, and more importantly, a snack. Its intermultiversal adventures have taken it to Sockscraft, where it is for some odd reason unable to make use of its vast magical prowess.

Personality
Glunkis is dramatic and boastful of its magical ability despite being nearly powerless at the moment. It prefers to live alone for others’ safety, but always appreciates visitors.

Events
Having come to this realm mostly by accident, Glunkis' first priority was to ensure its safety by building a giant Meat Pit and a colossal tower of bone to live in. Soon after, it found its makeshift soul had grown unstable in its new environment. It procured a new soul-shell with the help of Pawmegranite and fled Sockscraft to an organization of wizards called the College, leaving its good friend the Theophage to watch over its belongings in its absence. The wizards of the College gladly took the opportunity to dissect Glunkis and put it back together with its soul mostly intact. Glunkis returned carrying a lantern and seemed fine, but it grew slowly more lethargic and began to sleep days at a time. It performed a ritual, invoked Garfield and threw the lantern into a pyre, and regained its energy for a while before vanishing entirely for a few months. Glunkis is back now, seemingly unfazed by its disappearance.

Trivia

 * Every time Glunkis dies is canon. It grows new bodies from the meat in the Pit.
 * Glunkis' favorite food is Melas Zomos, also called black broth, once popular in Sparta. It is a simple soup that consists of pork boiled in blood and vinegar.
 * Glunkis sates its hunger with dilute Azoth which in real life is one of the ultimate goals of alchemy and can theoretically heal any ailment.
 * Glunkis smokes the substance known to the alchemists as zaza philosophorum (sulphur).